averageGamester [AG] began trolling avariciousAmphipod [AA]

AC: wh@s up my gamrrlicious brroskrrino
AA: What Do You Want.
AC: rr u comming 2 the jayrreg m@tup on s@rrday
AA: What?
AC: like next s@rrday
AA: Well 8 Wasn't Aware There Was A "Jayrreg" Meetup Next Saturday
AC: well u rr comming r8ght?
AC: :?
AA: Why Are You Do8ng That.
AC: huh?
AC: serraph???????
AA: Assum8ng 8 Wanted To Go To Th8s Meet Up Of Yours, Where Would We Even Have 8t?
AC: well I was thjnking b@ziles ||||| on the moon
AA: The Moon.
AC: well yeah ive seen u sleeping on the moon lol
AA: ....The Moon.
AC: ahve u not?????? beebn on the moon???
AC: omfg like w/ the spookie dookei swhispers n all th@
AA: No, Sahmme, 8 Have Not Been On *The Moon.*
AC: oh well I guess @ bazziles then lol
AC: orr I coudl trry w8king y'all uip?
AA: ... Sure.
AA: So You've Talked About Th8s W8th Baz8le For Next Saturday?
AC: not yet
AA: So You've Suggested Host8ng An Event At Someone's House W8th Out Ask8ng Them?
AC: rrrrrrmmm
averageGamester's [AG's] computer exploded.
AA: Sigh.